ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 9:13 Fri Feb 27
Do you eat the arse?
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Look everyone muff dives dont try and say you don't.
Was just talking with a mate about this.
The question is when do you venture further south.
In my opinion you can't really like a woman let alone love if you aren't willing to give her shitter a good tongue polishing. Your just putting up with a smelly old bag you don't really like if you don't eat her ass IMO.
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HairyHammer
2:05 Sat Feb 28
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I once had a cornetto when driving past highbury, does that count ?.
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bruuuno
11:14 Fri Feb 27
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Gavros 12:57 Fri Feb 27
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Ag!
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Hammer and Pickle
11:09 Fri Feb 27
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Well Nurse, walk across London Bridge from the South sometime when you are in a historical frame of mind and you will gain a fine insight into the English establishment's concern about bumholes.
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Darlo Debs
11:06 Fri Feb 27
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H&P Mr Debs thought it funny...maybe we are better matched than I thought
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Hermit Road
11:05 Fri Feb 27
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I just read a couple of pages of this. Jonesy's comments reminded me about his colostomy bag girlfriend. I laughed enough to have a few tears running down my cheek.
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Nurse Ratched
11:03 Fri Feb 27
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I really like the English as a whole. Top people.
But I will never understand or appreciate the lavatorial humour. Baffles me how you can find any of this funny.
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Hammer and Pickle
11:02 Fri Feb 27
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The Missus has just said, and I relate -
"Disgusting. Don't tell me things like that."
There may be trouble ahead...
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franksfat&slow&wank
10:59 Fri Feb 27
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Top of a daddy's sauce bottle
Only on WHO
Fucking excellent
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Darlo Debs
10:57 Fri Feb 27
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That made me chuckle too Joker...
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The Joker
10:51 Fri Feb 27
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"she had a bumhole like the top of a Daddy's sauce bottle"
Fucking ag!!!
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You must be Gary
10:47 Fri Feb 27
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Few years ago I met a bird at a gig where my housemates band was playing, hit it off with her etc
Ended up back at ours, classy girl that she was she tells me "lick my arse and then fuck it hard." Fair enough, in we go, thinks I - however when it came to, quite literally, peeling off the faux-leather trousers, the fucking stink that came out was like Southend beachfront on a hot day. Hot, stale, rancid sweaty stench.
No tongue went anywhere north or south.
Not why I'm still called Gary though
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Tony Gubba
10:36 Fri Feb 27
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Can't see why anyone would want to taste someone's poo chute. Met a smashing looking bird once. Took her back to mine and about to get it on, but she had a bumhole like the top of a Daddy's sauce bottle. Instant flop. No going back after that.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:31 Fri Feb 27
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I'll come clean with y'all - the closest I've been to this is when both me and my firstborn were running a high fever.
The thermometer tasted most bitter when I got the temperature measurement procedure all wrong.
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Eerie Descent
10:25 Fri Feb 27
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stomper 10:04 Fri Feb 27
FMOB
Good job I didn't know that in the 00's, I'd have missed out on a load of good times.
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Nurse Ratched
10:18 Fri Feb 27
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Stomper 10:04
We can but hope.
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Bill W
10:11 Fri Feb 27
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Agreed
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stomper
10:04 Fri Feb 27
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Rimming is also the most efficient way of contracting HIV.
Scientific studies from the '80's.
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SecondOpinion
9:16 Fri Feb 27
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I believe the terminology for this act is called RIMMING
Every lady loves it (eventually)
It's norty
Pleasurable
And different from previous experiences they have had with other partners
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kylay
9:08 Fri Feb 27
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I'm not sure how anyone does this without becoming violently ill with a bacterial infection.
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